Beeb Researcher: Hello, is that Mr Hanahan? We’d love you to come on our programme to talk about the coalition. Can I just ask you now how you feel about Nick Clegg being in government?Me: Well, he’s wrong about most things, but he’s essentially a decent type, who…
BR: All right, about the policies then?
DH: I’m not 100 per cent behind them, and neither is anyone else: that’s the essence of a coalition deal. But I’m glad that we’ve finally got a government that’s starting to tackle the deficit.
BR: But you must be disappointed to see the direction that David Cameron is following?
DH: It’s no secret that we disagree about the EU. On the other hand, as far as the domestic agenda goes, a lot of it was taken from The Plan. Open primaries, recall votes, localism, spending cuts, school choice, fewer MPs, a Great Repeal Bill: which bit of my own agenda am I supposed to be rebelling against?
BR (bored now): All right, well let me just have a word with my editor and I’ll come back to you…
How Journalism Works, pt 99
Daniel Hannan (right), the Eurosceptic Conservative MEP who was discourteous to Gordon Brown, recounts the typical phone conversation with BBC researchers sounding him out for interviews: